Friday, April 30, 2021

What is the freezing temperature for male ejaculate?

 


No, seriously, I would like to know the freezing temperature of jizz, just so that I can gauge whether I would have leaked gooey goodness or have shot icicles through my prick in the titanic presence of these two forces of nature. Post Punk Online (a great site by the way) posted this picture on Instagram and I fucking had a religious experience upon locking my gaze. I don't think there is nothing else to say. This picture is worth one thousand words, divided up into two halves -500 raps from Ice and 500 Siouxsie lyrics. I couldn't even begin to fathom standing in this field of electro-magnetic currents. I do just want to make one comment though, and that is that I came of age in the greatest musical period of all time. Right around the time of that first Lollapalooza tour, the musical landscape was fucking unbelievable. I will just refer you to the JUDGEMENT NIGHT soundtrack to illustrate my point. Satan bless the early 90s!!!

Bolts!

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